Apocamon Now!!
The APOCAMON is nigh; are you unaware it's coming soon and that you must prepare for the rapture? It will come even sooner than in the ungodly, but yet cool & funky '70s. So learn how to be a good christian, so that you won't been Left Behind (now sold in over 10 million copies! get it for for your kids NOW, and the future shall belong to us!); but beware of false prophets!
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